reallysuperstupid: Castiel, Thor, and Captain Steve Rogers all walk into a bar. They don’t understand it’s a joke. They all walk out.
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life oh shoe, you so funny #duckface ugh her sister is sooo annoying i luv you shoe xoxoxox i’m sorry what fake foot wait what last time i checked this only had 63 notes whAT HAPPENED NO YOU GUYS STOP WHAT...
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
jerfrey: sherlockismysuicidenote: slutsy: i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread this was his response WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK u gon die 2nite
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so...– Dustfinger; Inkheart (via seabois)